Dear Mr Patterson,

Thanks so much for publishing your collection of letters you didn't know where to send. I have been a fan of your stand up for a while now, and any time I can, I tune into the Debaters, and constantly harass other people to do so as well.

Your letters are funny but also at times, right on the mark. You get down to business, and are not afraid to have an unpopular opinion on popular issues. Some of your letters are a bit out there, (how impressive you managed to write to several letters of the alphabet and have a "letters worth" of things to say to them!) and some of them are more touching and sweet than funny.

I also think that it is proof that you don't need to be the most academic with countless accolades to your name in order to have a worthy opinion on current events or issues. (Not to say I don't think you're intelligent... )

Yours truly,
Samantha