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~I go to work thinking of death.~

~My work basically consists of compiling useless information for the sake of binational amity.~

~Once, an American officer took out his wallet, saying, "I'd like to see for myself. Do Oriental girl's privates go horizontal or vertical?" I told him, "Every woman's privates look the same as your mother's."~

~The man who ruins a young lady's reputation is often a gentleman who walks her home at night.~

~The collapse of a relationship doesn't begin on the the day you part ways; it builds gradually, starting on the day you witness each other's truths.~

~It's easier to be attracted to one man's despair than it is to desire the love of two men. Ending up with my own loneliness is the easiest and quickest of all. In our triangle, each of us separately felt love and despair and loneliness.~