Well I get the hype. This book was so messed up and so funny and kind of adorable all at the same time. In reality they would not have been able to go as long as they were doing all the stuff that they were doing but we don't care about reality okay. This was sexy, creepy, kind of gross, funny, and super cute. 

I will never forget the semen ice cream. That's my takeaway. Semen ice cream.