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The Hundred Loves of Juliet by Evelyn Skye

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Did not finish book. Stopped at 75%.
I am 75% of the way through this and we are still only getting crumbs of a plot. They are doing nothing to combat the curse. The ex-husband drama is getting more development than the centuries long curse meant to be what the book revolves around. Any chemistry between them is strictly because they are soulmates and not because of any on page development. We’re just told that they’re madly in love. I don’t hate Helene and Sebastian but neither are very interesting or well-developed. I understand the idea is that we should live in the moment no matter what and not let worries about the future bring us down but not a whole lot is happening in the moment! And from what I’ve seen in other reviews I’m only going to get more annoyed from here.
I mean really? He had one job: tell Helene about developments with her ex and he IMMEDIATELY chooses to not tell her.
It’s not a terrible book but life is too short for me to spend another 3 hours on a book I am this uninterested in.
Link Click Vol.3 by Li Haoling

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dark emotional funny tense fast-paced
  • Plot- or character-driven? Plot

3.5

Yumi and the Nightmare Painter by Brandon Sanderson

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adventurous emotional funny mysterious sad medium-paced
  • Plot- or character-driven? A mix
  • Strong character development? Yes
  • Loveable characters? Yes

4.75

My first Brandon Sanderson book and I get it now. I understand the hype! Not at all the kind of writing style I was expecting but the conversational style really worked for this. I immediately was sucked in and became so immersed in the world. Could not tear my eyes away from the page.

Definitely got the feeling that there were some parts I would have understood better had I read other Sanderson books but these were more like little nods to previous works rather than being necessary to follow the plot of this one. A lovely standalone with, I assume, fun references for Sanderson fans.

A very interesting time to read this, as well, as it has a lot of say about art in this time of generative AI.
Yeonnam-Dong's Smiley Laundromat by Kim Jiyun

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emotional hopeful lighthearted medium-paced
  • Plot- or character-driven? Character
  • Strong character development? Yes
  • Loveable characters? It's complicated
  • Flaws of characters a main focus? Yes

3.0

Thank you to NetGalley and the publisher for an ALC of the book!

"Every one of us needs our own little beach. A place where we can let go and cry. Here, in Yeonnam-Dong, is one such spot. Washing away our tears and sadness with its white, frothy waves."

Such a lovely collection of interconnected stories about the patrons of the Yeonnam-Dong Smiley Laundromat! It felt almost like parables at times with its emphasis on humility, compassion, and the importance of community and human connection. I enjoyed all the stories and especially found the fourth story and
the assembly of the laundromat avengers to take down their local scam artist
to be quite entertaining. Although not entirely the same, I can definitely see a similar storytelling vibe to Korean dramas so if you're a K-drama fan you may enjoy this.

That being said, the fifth story felt disconnected from the rest and I found it a bit of an odd choice to end on that story.
I also found myself incredibly irritated with Daeju. While I understand the stress he's under, I had such a hard time sympathizing with him berating his father because he expects his dad to foot the bill for international horse riding lessons. I may just be sensitive to this particular topic because of my own experiences but the audacity of Daeju and the daughter-in-law to expect this poor old man to abandon his home and rent it out so they can profit had me fuming! I understand that his growth from this was at least part of the point of the story but there was not enough growth to redeem him in my eyes.


I did listen to this on audiobook and while for the most part I could accept the narrator's creative decisions and choices for voicing characters, interesting as they may have been, there was one particular character that almost made me DNF the book. If you're particularly sensitive to noise, especially gross noises, be warned.
The scammer in the third story and the fourth story was horrible to listen to. I understand that the text described his voice in a very specific way but I hated hearing this man hacking up phlegm in my ear every time he spoke. It was disgusting.

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Miss Percy's Definitive Guide (to the Restoration of Dragons) by Quenby Olson

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adventurous funny slow-paced
  • Plot- or character-driven? N/A
  • Strong character development? It's complicated
  • Loveable characters? Yes

2.75

There was a point in the second book where Olsen's style of writing went from being charming to being tedious and it continues to go downhill in this third installment. It's like molasses: in small doses sweet and lovely but in excess leaves you drowning in verbosity.

Most of the attempts at humor, especially in the overabundance of asides, fell flat for me and the occasional chuckle that did escape me just wasn't enough. Every chapter was spent talking in circles about the same things: "How much bigger will Fitz get?" "Whatever shall Miss Percy do once this adventure is over?" "Miss Percy simply isn't an adventuress; she's far too old and tired for all this!" The first 70% of the book is spent spinning wheels and when we finally get a conclusion it's rushed and leaves so much to be desired.
How we went from Belinda--the pretty-faced, petulant teenager who somehow charms the entire city with a wave of her hand-- and the Regent Prince--a literal prince who has clearly never been told no, wants the eggs for himself, and has otherwise zero personality-- being the unstoppable antagonists to rolling over and letting Miss Percy do whatever she wants I don't know. The fact that the Regent Prince was so willing to let Miss Percy just leave with the dragons and the remaining eggs baffles me. All she did was sit in a ballroom for a week and then coincidentally be in the same room as the eggs when they hatched. Now you expect me to believe that this completely obtuse, self-centered regent is going to just let her walk away? What happened to banishing them all to the countryside?


All this being said, if you've been a fan of the series up through the first two books then I do think this is a worthwhile read. It's an adequate conclusion to the series and the epilogue is quite sweet.
Vicious by V.E. Schwab

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adventurous dark funny mysterious tense medium-paced
  • Plot- or character-driven? Character
  • Strong character development? It's complicated
  • Loveable characters? It's complicated
  • Flaws of characters a main focus? Yes

4.5

A little surprised I enjoyed a book where both the main characters are terrible people but on the other hand V.E. Schwab could make me obsessed with anything at this point! Absolutely loved it!
Single Player by Tara Tai

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emotional funny lighthearted medium-paced
  • Plot- or character-driven? Character
  • Strong character development? Yes
  • Loveable characters? Yes
  • Diverse cast of characters? Yes
  • Flaws of characters a main focus? It's complicated

4.25

Thank you to NetGalley and the publisher for the ALR! <3

Utterly bingeable. I was listening to this audiobook for hours at a time without even realizing it.

Miscommunication is at the root of Cat and Andi’s initial rivalry but it’s not frustrating. Rather, it’s pretty charming and entertaining. They’re not being deliberately antagonistic; they’re just two proud, awkward nerds. Yet they’re also adults capable of mature conversations that lead to a believable resolution to the rivalry. And they have great chemistry!

I will say, the nerd references are a bit heavy-handed—especially in Cat’s internal monologue—but it doesn’t come across as disingenuous. Either the author is a fellow nerd or they successfully put in the effort to make it relatable rather than cliche. They’re just a little over enthusiastic. And speaking of Cat, as a fellow late 20’s, chronically single gamer girl myself I found her incredibly relatable and a lot of fun.

The b-plot was ok. I was much more invested in the relationship than Jan or any of that but it resolved nicely enough to not be distracting.

Overall, hell of a debut! I’m looking forward to seeing what else Tai writes in the future!
Thronebreakers by Rebecca Coffindaffer

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adventurous emotional funny fast-paced
  • Plot- or character-driven? Plot
  • Strong character development? No
  • Loveable characters? Yes
  • Flaws of characters a main focus? It's complicated

3.0

The structure of finding a challenge, solving it, then immediately finding a new challenge worked well in Crownchasers because it was set up as a competition. It didn’t need to feel like a natural progression of events because the Crown Chase was a deliberately designed contest (with some unexpected twists). Outside of the competition plot, like in this sequel, it doesn’t work as well. The first 3/4 of the book felt just ever so slightly off.
I mean it wasn’t even 10 seconds after we finish the “challenge” of grieving for the dead when the next immediately presents itself with the announcement of Edgar’s execution.
While quick pacing and action-packed story can be fun, I feel like Thronebreakers would have benefited from slowing things down a touch.

Also, I don’t know if I’m just in a worse mood than when I read Crownchasers or if Alyssa got more frustrating but I had much less patience with her, especially in the beginning. She was acting like a teenager, though. Teenagers make poor decisions and act selfishly. And this is a YA book. I’m not the target demographic so me not being able to relate or being frustrated isn’t necessarily a point against the book. Still, something to consider for anyone looking to get into it.

That being said, I didn’t hate it. Less enjoyable than Crownchasers but by no means is the book a flop. Yes, a lot of the conflict is very easily resolved to the point of feeling too convenient.
I mean really? Waith goes on an evil villain monologue and conveniently puts himself in the same room as his super evil assassins so that he can conveniently be filmed doing all this?
Yes, the plot felt formulaic and predictable to a fault. Yes, we got basically no answers about the evil shadow organization, mysterious assassins, or royal seal. But we get more time with the other Crownchasers, get some nice development to Edgar’s character, and Hellmonkey/Alyssa are a very cute couple with a surprisingly well developed relationship considering how everything else works out.

Not a book I see myself coming back to in the future but also not one I’ll immediately forget. 

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